[Multiplatform] Left 4 STOP THROWING PIPE BOMBS AT THE TANKS

Originally Posted by Colonel Skills

Nigger, you are going to have to go Super Saiyan to touch this shit.

That line didn't work with the woman you hit on at the bar.

Who turned out to be your mom.

So why would you think we'd be at all impressed?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Skills is kind of second tier in terms of how often he plays. Not that he's bad - its just that he's off playing with something else. Something... shameful.

The usual suspects are Daravon, Tails, Kyndig and myself. Mo0 jumps in regularly too, especially of late.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Mo0. You still really suck.

Except when you're the Tank. In this one regard, you've strangely been as regular and satisfying as taking a giant shit. This past week you did some pretty damn good shit with it.

Otherwise, you're the broken leg that dooms men to die alone in the wilderness.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Tails

You two cannot be on the same team. Between Mo0 getting Mo0'd and LeHah getting owned by that one fucking zombie ("God damn it") things just do not work out.

You know, I never had that damn problem until the patch came out. Now it happens on almost every level, every time we play. WTF.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

An online friend posted a picture of her dad. Who does he remind you of?



FELIPE NO

Ain't no party like a Boomer party.

Tails was acting fucking insane on Live yesterday. I don't know if he was snorting medication or drinking too much coffee but he was rambling about crazy fucking shit while he was playing. Daravon was having a hard time keeping a conversation going because of how all over the fuckin place Tails was.

The best part for me was getting owned by the Tank at the start of No Mercy, Second Mission. The tank spawned right after everyone jumped over the fence and everyone hid or ran but me.

"You can't touch this shit. I'm mutherfucking BATMAN all up in here and jumping away from you, mutherf--"

:tank slap:
:tank slap:
:tank flings car:
:LeHah incap'd:

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Independence day? More like In-dead-pendence day! We got a three day weekend and some of you people haven't been up on the L4D shit. Let's arrange something in advance instead of waiting around for mo0 to show up

Jam it back in, in the dark.

If I'm home, my xbox is on and I want some hot, saucy L4D action.

Otherwise I'm out saving 19 year old girls from their virginity.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by SailorDaravon

Also let the record show that we are not playing L4D tonight because Tails chose Dragon Ball Kai over us.

Fuck him and his crappy anime crap for nerds crap. We could've rolled with Deni or Skills or someone else.

I GOTS ME A HUNGER FOR L4D.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Wave some fucking Hostess Fruit Pies at him and Mo0 will follow.

Kinda like a Marvel Comics insert.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by SailorDaravon

So do we want to try to set up like an actual time to try to meet up?

I'm off tomorrow as well. Any time is good since I did all my chores and shopping the last two days so I can kick back like a good American and grow fat and lazy drinking beer and watching The Right Stuff on DVD.

Hit me up whenever.

I was speaking idiomatically.

HEY WE'RE ON

WE'RE ON

PEOPLE WE'RE ON

ME AND DARAVON ARE WAITING FOR YOU FUCKERS TO DROP THE GODDAMNED PUCK

LETS GO

THE FUCK ARE YOU LOSERS WAITING FOR

BRING IT

COME ON

COME ON

FUCKING COME ON ALREADY

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

And lets not forget the ultra-bizzare Tank spawns lately.

:Safe Room Door Opens:

:Tank Music Plays:

FELIPE NO

I'm... kind of with Mo0 on this?

Yeah, he has impressive skills pressing the A button at the right time and turning corners midjump but... its just a matter of timing. The whole "getting the tank stuck on a ladder" sounds much more impressive than what he's doing. (I also find myself cynical towards any type of PC gaming videos, since they're so easy to mod)

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Encephalon

Is it capped at 25 on the 360 version as well?

Yes.

If anything, the cap makes sense. The game sometimes spawns three hunters at a time (though we played a game this week where it spawned all four of us as hunters at one time) and having them pounce to do 50 damage or more would make for too frustrating an experience.

Most amazing jew boots

Originally Posted by Mo0

I'm actually a pretty good tank

Mo0 is good at three things

1.) Being the tank
2.) Kicking serious ass and taking names... but only when he's on the losing team
3.) Eating huge tubs of GayLea butter, now with snap-on lids.

This entry brought to you by GayLea...



There's nowhere I can't reach.

Hysterical night on L4D. Things that were witnesse during No Mercy:

* The last two survivors were running to the saferoom in The Apartments. Daravon and Goodhand, at the last possible second, pounced and smoker pulled them before they could close the door, killing them in the little hallway before the bathroom.

* Level 2 featured so much gangbangin' zombie action that I can't remember some of it because we were laughing so hard. The survivors got pulled off the ledge by the window at least twice, maybe three times. I also pulled off my best Hunter pounce yet - someone was being swarmed at the botom of the ladder of the lift. A second survivor went to help and was shooting from the top of the lift, downward to kill some of the zombies. From ground level, I jumped up, just barely touched the second survivor - and then pulled him all the way back down.

* Level 3: We were ontop of the Hospital, waiting for the survivors to turn the corner and run into the witch. I ran out and boomed on two of them (I think it was two? I died immedeately) and in the chaos, the Witch started ruining one of the survivor's shit. Daravon smoker pulls one off of the ledge and then out of fucking nowhere like Goddamned Batman ontop of the Joker - Goodhand Hunter pounces on the last standing survivor and over the ledge and out the window those two pixies went. Everyone died within about two minutes of incredible gangfuckery.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

What does this 30 minute versus thing mean exactly? I don't like the sound of it.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Taco

Valve hates PS3

Corrected. And rightly so.

I was speaking idiomatically.

LEHAH SHALL BE WITH YOU, SIR

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

How is the campaign though?

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Taco

Enjoy paying for that, 360 players.

I did.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Bath House Pang House

ok but I reserve the right to hold him in withering contempt still

Contempt is not a cold enough word.

"Shoved into a bottle of rape the size of a hotel sample shampoo" comes to mind.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Its a great, great, great download. Both maps are much longer than anything in the original game and I was really impressed by the number of places you can hide or put your back to in case you're being attacked. The horde seems more frequent than before and while they don't last as long, there seems to be more infected running at you at once.

Some of the achievements are great but others are baffeling. I can't figure out how the heck someone is going to get a 25 point pounce as a Hunter in either level.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by The Dopefish

So preloading of the Left 4 Dead 2 demo was enabled today.

Wait, what? Do you mean they posted the demo on Steam?

(If so, why the fuck ain't it on XBLA?)

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.