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Misogynyst Gynecologist · 11:14 AM

I have no problem with the idea of achievements but I don't like a lot of them. Things like "Kill 50 people with a gun" are great but some games have things like "Kill 1,000 aliens on July 17th, 2009 while the moon is out and not covered by clouds". What is that shit? I don't feel like playing a game billions of times just to get something stupid and awful.

Games on 360 that had some good achievements were DooM (SHOOT THINGS. BEAT LEVELS.), Call Of Duty 2 (SHOOT NAZIS. BEAT HARD LEVELS) and Bourne Conspiracy (BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE. FIND LITTLE BOOKS.)
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I'll also admit to games that have either a billion tiny achievements (5 here, 5 there) or the occasional one that has an unusual number piss me off.

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Misogynyst Gynecologist · Aug 4, 2008, 06:18 PM

Originally Posted by Megalith

They are the worst thing to come out of this gaming generation, aside from general online faggotry.

(I wrote something here but Omagnus already jumped on that)

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Misogynyst Gynecologist · Aug 6, 2008, 07:10 AM

Originally Posted by Denicalis

This is the first good usage of achievements I've seen.

You get an achievement for pressing START in the Simpsons game. Its literally called "Easiest. Achievement. Ever."

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Misogynyst Gynecologist · Aug 6, 2008, 08:31 AM

Originally Posted by nuttyturnip

One could argue the Soul Calibur IV achievement for sitting through the opening movie without skipping it is easier, since it requires you to do absolutely nothing except turn the system on.

Guitar Hero 2 has the same thing. Just watch the closing credits and turn your TV off (It has to be about 15 minutes long)

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