[Multiplatform] Left 4 STOP THROWING PIPE BOMBS AT THE TANKS

Originally Posted by SailorDaravon

So we doing this shit? Me, Tails, Moo and LeHah had a good game last night, but unfortunately LeHah could not handle the trip to Daravon Town and got off unexpectedly.

Yeah, my internet blanked out for a couple hours last night. Sorry about that.

I am down for tonight or whatever. The usual suspects are welcome to send me a XBL invite when they're on and we'll get it on like a house on fire.

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We definitely need to coordinate a time to be on this time. I mean, what does it say when we're on XBL and Mo0 isn't? What is this, some kind of bad joke?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I now know what its like to be on "that team" - the one full of people entirely too good to still be playing the game. (Not that we are, but the difference in skill was astounding)

We literally lit a tank on fire and ran back across half the goddamned map, barely unloading into it at all. Whomever that tank was had to be livid when we destroyed it so utterly; I'd've just given up and let the game respawn the Tank as someone else instead of chasing a bunch of people across the whole fucking level.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by RacinReaver

It's just sad if the tank's teammates couldn't slow you guys down enough for him to catch you. =\

I think everyone is in the habit of spawning *ahead* of the Survivors. So running away from a Tank would mean there was nothing behind us.

Then again, some of these people were utterly retarded. We left the safe house at the start of the second (or first?) level in Dead Air, where theres a refridgerator right next to it? We just closed the door on a Smoker and left him in there the whole level.

It was just one of those things where you felt like Malcolm Muggeridge standing in the middle of a kindergarden.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Mo0 said he ain't gonna be on because he gots work.

I assume this means a series of pie eating contests.

AFTER THE ROBOT HOLOCAUST (5/25)
Oh my god I just got out of a 4 hour session and I have a splitting headache from laughing so hard at the randoms we played. Everyone on our side did really well and we had some really sick timing during most of our attacks, I don't think I've ever done so well as an infected before.

AFTER THE SECULAR WORLD COLLAPSES (5/27)

"hmmnhm mhnhm nhn mhn mnhmnhhmhmhmhmmmm DOG"

FUNNIEST. SHIT. EVER.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Who was it that did the amazing Batman Boomer jump off the guardhouse? We utterly destroyed that team in no time and were laughing hystically while doing it.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by SailorDaravon

I'm probably stupid, but I'm drawing a blank on what you mean by guardhouse.

The watchtower right in front of the trainstation. I don't know what else to call it.

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Originally Posted by SailorDaravon

I have it on PC but haven't played it there for a while, since 99% of my friends play on 360

I think you mean "Only snobs who think PC Gaming is still alive and well play the game on that."

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Dude, Im always down for L4D.

AND YOU KNOW THIS. MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.

Originally Posted by Dark Nation

For the record this does not apply to me, I have both a 360 and PC. I never understood the console / PC loyalty thing

Its not a matter of loyalty - its a matter that the PC is an absolutely dead market that weirdos sadly cling to in the hopes that something will save it. I mean, unless you're doing Guildwars or RTS - the PC is completely dead and has been for years. I'd love for it to come back - most of my all-time favorite games are on the PC - but for right now, its a fart in a wind storm.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Tritoch

I would've joined when Tails invited yesterday, but I was already busy playing a different game. Plus my internet was having an off-day, flickering a lot.

We'd love to have a game of 4 on 4, we usually get everyone on one Live party and talk shit to each other the whole time.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Four? I honestly thought you said Five, which is right when I get in the door.

However, if you guys can find someone else instead of waiting around an hour, I won't take offense.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by SailorDaravon

See!? All your talk about how you're ready anytime, then you pull this shit.

I am ready anytime.

In fact, I am at work and not near my Xbox at all - and I am *still* ready to go.



ALWAYS PREPARED

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by RacinReaver

Hey, L4D2 just announced at E3.

Best. News. Ever.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Inhert

seriously? you're happy to have to pay another 50$ in less than a year for probably the same amount of content?

I guess it's nice that you're into gimpy hand gestures and being good with colors - just don't bring that around here, okay? It ain't welcomed.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Inhert

I'm just saying that I think it's a little soon for a sequel when they could still had a lot to the first...

So wait.

The game this thread is based on has a sequel coming out.

Someone else was happy about this news.

You pissed on that happiness.

And then you get defensive and hurt when someone calls you a douche-knocker eye-fucked-blind knob-rag-from-Mars?

Go disconnect your dial-up. You're obviously too sensitive a person to hang with the cool kids.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Daravon missed the best part.

After we were done, I logged off the Live Group we were in and got defaulted back to the L4D lobby, and what do I hear?

Tails: (to random player) "...show you the shape of Italy."

I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Anything is better than teaming with mo0. I pulled off so much choice shit last night and almost all of it was undone because I had to rescue someone else because mo0 couldn't be bothered to man up.

I'm down for this evening

There's nowhere I can't reach.

So yeah, here it is 6 pm and WHERE THE FUCK IS TAILS

WHENEVER HE AIN'T ON 360, EVERYONE SHOULD SAY "WHERES TAILS"

NIGGA YOU GET ACCESS TO A TIME MACHINE?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Daravon invited me to a game tonight and I looked like a dick and didn't show, while my 360 said that I was watching a DVD.

My boss called me to tell me about layoffs coming through and while our department has been left alone, we're taking on new responsibilities and all this other stuff. So while discussing this stuff with him, I turned the TV off and walked away and totally forgot about the game. I am incredibly sorry, but work has been insane lately and I'm hoping evens out over this weekend.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

With Mo0, you expect it.

With me, I feel bad because you know that ain't how I roll.

(Also, Jesus, I need me some L4D laughs. These layoffs are depressing the fuck outta me.)

I was speaking idiomatically.

I also will not be available

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

DELICIOUS FRITO LAY. PUT THEM IN A BLENDER WITH SOME SAUSAGE PATTIES AND MAKE ME A DRINK. OMODGMSODGMOMOMGOMGODMHMHFFPFPFT

FELIPE NO

I'm house-sitting this week, so I think my XBL connection is a little tenuous at best. I should be sitting around watching DVDs all of today (Sunday). Hit me up whenever.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Mo0

As for today, I'm about to start cleaning my room.

Oh, so Cthulhu sublet his dimensional portal from R'lyeh to the unsunken dimension outside of time, as you could not actually exist here because of your size.

(You better clean quick before he starts screaming. You know what happens then.)

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Yeah. I'm down for this afternoon. I'm gonna grab me some Subway action and come back and I'll be dicking around on Quake Wars the rest of the time, I think.

There's nowhere I can't reach.