"Find Jesus"

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

But that Old Testament God? I mean, who the hell would want to ask him for anything? He seems more like a cranky old man who is frustrated with his kids for being a bunch of mentally-stunted assholes.

You know what though? You at least knew where the Old Testament God stood on shit. He didn't like you. Plauge! He didn't like that city? Salt!

Jesus was probably licking toads or licking LSD off red woolen shirts in men's bathrooms or cramming drugs up his own ass. Anyway, I'm sure you've all seen what assholes potheads turn into when they have the munchies and get crumbs all over the couch. Fuck that shit.

Jam it back in, in the dark.