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[General Discussion] FFVII Compilation Thread
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Rei no Otaku
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Old Aug 16, 2006, 10:38 PM #1 of 800
Originally Posted by Freddy Krueger
Been playing for a little bit so far and its awesome.
I don't know what game you're playing.

I work at Gamestop, and we can check games out for a couple days. So I did it with this one, since I sure wasn't buying it. Seriously, it's like the most generic shooter ever. The levels boil down to running forward while tapping the R button when an enemy appears. It's honestly like a bad rail shooter. Also the crosshair is friggin huge. It like takes up a quarter of the screen when you have the gun out. Camera sucks too. The story is boring me so far as well. I'm going to try to fly through it in the few days I have it, but I don't know if i can handle that much mediocrity in such a short span of time. Also, what is it with Cait Sith's Scottish accent all of a sudden? Where the hell did this come from? He had it in Advent Children too, but I don't recall him using any Scottish terms in FF7. Whatever.

About the only thing good in the game is the graphics and the music. Oh, and Yuffie's short shorts. Should have just made the entire game a FMV of Yuffie bending down to pick stuff up while Hamauzu music plays. At least then I could have jerked off to the game, and I wouldn't feel my time would be completely wasted.

Also no Japanese language option.

Jam it back in, in the dark.
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Old Aug 16, 2006, 11:03 PM #2 of 800
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Uh, aren't we supposed to wait one week after the game's release before we can check out new games? Sheesh -- your manager's gonna get in deep shit if your DM sees that.
I haven't heard that rule, and I don't care. Three people checked it out today. We had a ton of extra copies.

Taking the game back tomorrow anyway. I don't even want it in my house anymore.

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Old Aug 17, 2006, 02:01 PM #3 of 800
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Not to suggest that this game is horrible, or that it's completely unplayable. However, it lacks "fun."
Exactly. It's just plain mediocre. I could see maybe checking it out for like $20, if you really like FFVII. But at full price the game is a complete ripoff. Nothing is broken, but it's just so generic. It's like they just wrapped a FFVII setting around a shooter template.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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