[Attention] Planning a new tattoo, you should weigh in.

Get a Chicago Typewriter on your inner forearm. It'll wreak of shiznits.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Skip the bullshit and realize that barbed wire is, in no way, tribal. I would personally beat the shit out of anyone who thinks so, if I were so lucky as to meet such a loser. Then, I would get head from their girlfriend.

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Play the stupidity card. Why not. Tribalectic symbology renders a direct reference to a tribal affiliation. Since you're an unoriginal ass wipe, you have no point of reference to how utterly oblivious you are toward tribalism. You see nonsense in a magazine and you deem it exotic. In reality, you're a piece of tool shit. It isn't rocket zoology. It never was and never will be. Use your super-cool, imaginary mod power and turn this post into something flowery.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Filthy Hockey Beast

Because I have no idea. Really. Continue. Also, all my tattoos are tribal or flash. You got me. I have six different flaming hearts surrounded by barbed wire with tribal wings in the background.

Good catch.

You're sure killed me with kindness. Knocked me dead, even. You are skilled. Have you considered scarification? This is truly the height of body modding. People will know you mean business when they see that you've taken a razor blade to your skin in a systematic fashion. There is so much you can do with it. The flaming-heart-razor-wire thing is deader than dead.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I get it. I'm even playing along.

How ya doing, buddy?

Your verbiage is entrapping. So I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't, and you're calling me damned. If hallow rhetoric is the name of the game, why not just let me play? Sorry. I don't have any viral jpgs to compensate for my minuscule vocabulary. I'm trying to play nice. If my help isn't appreciated, lot's of luck reviving this place.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?