Bus Driver and Public Transit Nightmares

I've had some insane Bus Drivers, the ones that go full speed over the speed bumps so all the old people tend to fall out of their seats. To be honest I think that benefits me in a way because it's fun to watch, yes i'm a cold bitch. I remember one that didn't know the route so kept making the wrong turns.

I also remember when I was in school and didn't have a pass so payed in coins and I forgot to put like a quid in which is most of the fare. So I start arguing with the bus driver saying IT IS IN THERE, it's probably behind the other coins. He let me on and said something about my attitude and then when I sat down I realised I had the pound in my pocket still. Well I was a good girl and put it in the thing when I got off and apologised and he was cool about it. Nice little story for ya there.

Jam it back in, in the dark.