I used to drink tequilla...

Being a 'beaner', I drink tons of tequila, in shot form... and I can handle quite a lot (the most tequila I've had myself in one night was a bottle and a half... that day was sick), but I can't bear drinking vodka (alone or with juice or whatever) or white rum (which is the cheapest alcohol down here, so there's lots and lots of it).

The ONE night I decided I'd drink vodka, I puked over the bar's table, inside a glass, the waitress hated me (she had to pick up the puked glass to the kitchen, hahaha), my girlfriend had to drive my car and all I remember was waking up in my car infront of her house the morning after.

There's that other time when I went to a bar with some friends and ended up at another friend's house. I started drinking (vodka, again) and I really can't remember much after that; but people have told me some quite creepy stories of that night. Apparently, I kissed the sister of one of my best friends infront of him, made out with a girl I met that day (which was ugly as hell, but she had a nice body [I saw pictures]), puked all around my friend's house and myself and ended up being brought to my house by some friends, not before I tried to kill one of them because "I wanted to party". I woke up at my living room just to puke some more. That's, by far, the worst alcohol abuse I've had.

How ya doing, buddy?