BURGERS

I'm probably not the norm here, but to me all you need to make a good burger is bread, meat, and cheese, along with some type of sauce/condiment to keep it from being dry. I don't do all the fixins like lettuce, tomatoes, onions, etc., because I just don't like that stuff in general (the exception is pickles, but I'll still pick them off and eat them separately rather than eat them with the burger). There are of course other things that can make the burger better, but as a starting point as long as a burger has though things I'll probably eat it.

As for restaurants, again, as long as it follows the above criteria, I'll eat it, so needless to say I'm not to choosy about which one I eat at. Thus, with the abundance of fast food places near me (there's probably at least one location of every major fast food chain that's in my town within about a mile of my house), I just get whatever I'm in the mood for. As for non-fast food places, I honestly don't go to those that often, but again, I'm not that hard to please.

And I have tried McDonald's pizza before (this was years ago (had to be back around 1998 or so), and it was only at a McDonald's inside of Wal-Mart), but it wasn't anything special. I can see why it never caught on (here, anyway).

Jam it back in, in the dark.