GFF Risk 11: Atomic Safari

4 Dice Rolls Tunisia

Annexing Mauritania, and attacking Morocco.

Next is Algeria.

Finally, Tunisia.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

10 Dice Rolls Djibouti 2

First attack on Mali.

Next up is Niger.

Energy Boost.

Ugh, finally. Now, tanks into Benin.

And with Yeldarb's spoils in tow, I'll roll his tanks into Tunisia.

Now, I'll use Yeldarb's energy boost for more fun. Attacking Libya.

Fuck it, I'll buy four tanks and roll them into Egypt, Sudan, Eritrea, and Ethiopia.

With Krel's spoils in tow, I'll purchase a Death Ray and attack Malawi, Zambia, and Mozambique.

Using Plarom's energy boost, I'll now attack Djibouti

Now I'll take Plarom's tanks into Somalia.

I have enough for two more tanks, so I'll take over Seychelles and Mauritus. That gives me just enough to purchase another set of tanks, which I'll use on Madagascar.

That's all I can do for now.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Dark menace? Africa is the dark continent, so I'm just trying to give it back to its rightful owners. My ancestors are from here damnit, so it's only right that I do this.

And why should anyone forgive you? You already proved yourself untrustworthy, and just because you're paying for it now is no reason to deceive everyone else into thinking you give a damn about them. Your downfall is imminent (you're pretty vulnerable against anyone now, which is why you don't want anyone else attacking you), so you're just clawing for survival.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Wow, you really don't get that I weakened Frank on purpose rather than trying to pick off another player (which I certainly could have done considering everyone else had way less territory than Frank did when I first started attacking him)? Look, he only has four territories, making him pretty easy to pick off. If you do so, you net a whopping 31 gil (not to mention five less gil in my pocket) along with a tank and an energy boost, which will probably help you more in the long run than Frank's allegiance will.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Nutty, you seemed to have totally ignored the whole gil and items thing in your equation with Hawkeye. 10 countries, well over 30 gil, a tank, and an energy boost means that once he picks off Frank, he can still do some sizable damage to me as well.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Because apparently there is no such thing as failed attacks anymore.

And Frank seems to find himself more powerful than anyone else actually thinks he is if that's the thought process he's using. Because it has nothing to do about getting revenge for my fallen cave buddy, you dirty traitor.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

10 Dice Rolls Rwanda 2

Starting off with Chad.

Hittin' up the CAR next.

Congo is next on my radar.

Using my energy boost.

Tanks on Sao Tome & Prinsipe.

And I guess I'll take a chance on an energy boost and attack Gabon.

And let's see how the fight for Equatorial Guinea comes out.

Tanks into the DRC.

Using the energy boost to attack Rwanda.

Eh, I'll buy two tanks and take over Libya and Sudan.

FELIPE NO

Seriously, why leave another person around who's a potential threat when I can just get rid of him and gain items and gil in the process? I wouldn't have been able to off you either way, so I might as well go about attacking you in the most beneficial way possible.

And this especially laughable coming from you Frank, since you were willing to do the same thing to your own ally.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

4 Dice Rolls CAR 4

Looks like nutty has turned out to be the real threat. He'd rather ally himself with his brother's killer, and I don't think the Africans would be pleased by this.

First attack on the CAR.

Well that didn't turn out too well.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I accept it.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by nuttyturnip

since Rockgamer should know better.

Sorry, but I just have to dispute this part of your statement. Like Araes, I checked the rules to make sure it wasn't there (it wasn't, and I never thought to check the wiki, which the first post doesn't even allude to). And while I've probably played in more games than Araes has, don't forget that I haven't participated in every single game (this is maybe my sixth game overall), so I don't know the intricacies of every past game up to this point (especially if it's something Zerg-related).

So I'll definitely take note of this for the future, but I see no fault in what we did.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

4 Dice Rolls Sudan

Libya.

Sudan.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

4 Dice Rolls Sudan 2

Originally Posted by nuttyturnip

Rockgamer may not have been wiped out, but Team Devin has learned a serious lesson.

We've learned nothing, except how to totally rag on all your asses by dealing out the most amount of damage in a single turn. Our efforts will not be matched so I am satisfied, even though I couldn't pull off the victory.

Anyway, attacking Libya, Egypt, and Sudan x2.

At least I didn't get beat by Frank. Good enough for me.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by nuttyturnip

Technically, you're now tied with Frank, and you have 10 gil. If you want to purchase a Tank, be my guest.

Well certainly. I can definitely sleep better at night if I'm able to proclaim victory over Frank. So tanks into Ethiopia.

Also, don't gloat too much, nutty. I'm pretty sure four people remaining is one of the highest amounts of people left for an endgame, so your victory is hollow at best. As hollow as the African people's love for you.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I stand by what I said. I didn't say it was the highest amount ever, just one of the highest amounts.

Also, maybe that's just evidence that you end games too early. Just saying.

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Originally Posted by nuttyturnip

We could battle back and forth for 20 more turns, but the result would most likely be a stalemate.

I smell a GFF Risk: Ludo Edition coming.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?