GFF Risk 9: It's About Time

4 Dice Rolls New Jersey

I'm really sorry everyone, this game totally slipped my mind. I was up all night finishing a paper and other work for school, and then I was at school all day, and when I got home I was so tired I just hit the hay (slept for like 10 hours). No excuse though, so I'll take any consequences for my actions.

If it is still my turn though, I'll annex Oklahoma, Arkansas, and New Mexico, and I'll attack Arizona, Colorado, Tennessee, and New Jersey (don't know if we need to announce the attacks since they'll be seen in the dice roller, but why not).

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by nuttyturnip

EDIT: Rockstopped

And deservedly so, because I don't see how attacking two of my states is spreading the love around.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

The key to victory: delay the game by over a day so the dice roller will love you.

And yeah, I'll go with option 2. Of course, if that person ultimately ends up winning the game, they'll have to be marred with a huge asterisk by their name.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

4 Dice Rolls Wyoming

I'll start off attacking Utah, Colorado, and Vermont (nothing personal Dull, I just don't like seeing all that yellow next to me), and I'll see where to go from there.

EDIT: Well shit, after that I have to go after Wyoming.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

7 Dice Rolls Connecticut 2

Since the Atomic Bombs are borked now, I'll take one of those and use it on Nevada.

Sweet, that nets me Nevada, California, Idaho, Utah, and Wyoming.

Next, I'll use my tanks on Alabama.

Now I'll attack Kansas.

Now New York.

And now I'll use my Energy Boost to attack Connecticut.

Fuck

I was speaking idiomatically.

I was thinking about that, but it kinda doesn't make sense. Say if I had dropped it on Alaska for instance, would that mean the only other state I could get is Washington, even if I had rolled a 4? That's why I assumed it meant any connected group of states, as long as at least one of those states were connected to the original one the bomb was dropped on.

I guess we'll need nutty for clarification, though.

EDIT: Oh, he beat me to it.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I thought I used them all.

Oh crap, I didn't realize EB was two extra turns.

FELIPE NO

Still didn't help.

How ya doing, buddy?

Posting to confirm the trade...and :trirape:

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Confirming once again.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Confirming~

Most amazing jew boots

Seriously. You could have been in on this.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

6 Dice Rolls Idaho

Okay, first attacks on Kansas and Missouri.

Argh, I'll buy an energy boost and continue my attacks.

And I'll finish off with an attack on Idaho.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I have no problem ending this one and starting a new one. I'm perfectly content with my second place, and even though Tritoch will have most of the glory, I still consider this a Team Devin victory.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?