Nicknames: You're called WHAT?

In high school, me and my friends always came up with nicknames for each other. I don't think I came out too bad, ending up with the name Whitey. This was mainly a joke on the fact that I was the only black guy in the group. It definitely was hilarious when we used it outside the group, the most prominent example I can remember being when we played Laser Tag. I put that down as my name, and when the girl was giving us back our score cards she pronounced it 'Witty' (because Whitey is so offensive ). This was funny enough, but when I went up there to pick it up the look on her face was priceless.

Honestly though, I'm just glad I wasn't Whaleman. We ragged on him all day with that nickname.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by NovaX

I was often called names like Jack-Off, Jerk-Off, Jack-Off Man etc.

That reminds me, another nickname I had back in high school was Minuteman. I honestly don't even remember how it came up, but I became known as the guy who would masturbate both quickly and often. However it came up, someone dubbed me Minuteman and the name stuck, especially when the subject of masturbation came up. It was never really used as a term of derision though, as a few of my friends actually seemed envious of the fact that I could do it so fast (this was high school, what do you expect).

There's nowhere I can't reach.