[Multiplatform] Saaaygah Saaaaamba Supahstauuuughs Saaawnic Tennasss

I've only played the demo (PS3 version), but based on that this game is terrible. How can a game based on Virtua Tennis (best tennis series ever) fail at having good gameplay so much? I mean, somehow they managed to dumb it down yet make it harder at the same time, though it's probably hard only because it sucks so much.

To be more specific, I don't like how there's not that many shots to pull off (the game only uses two face buttons), the mechanics of it all seems kind of floaty, and the special moves are just cheap (that's more of just a personal complaint of mine, as I just prefer realistic tennis to this fantasy stuff). I wouldn't say it's the worse tennis game I've ever played, but they could have done a lot of things much better.

So yeah, I'd probably never get this game, since I doubt the full version is any better. Even with three different playable monkeys (monkeys~<3), this game still just isn't that appealing to me. That being said, I wouldn't mind checking out the DS version. I'd like to see how the touchscreen controls work.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

The demo said that the PS3 version does have online play.

My sister actually played through the whole demo, which was worth it for the comedy factor. Basically, every time you finished a set (well, once time ran out, since they never actually let you finish a full set), something was unlocked in the demo. First it was a minigame, then a new course, then a whole bunch of music tracks. We kept making jokes that you could probably unlock the whole game if you play long enough (obviously you couldn't, but it was just funny seeing something new come up every time a set finished).

There's nowhere I can't reach.