[General Discussion] FFVII Compilation Thread

Those interviews oughta be interesting.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

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Keep in mind that they don't always list every special feature when advertising a movie.

True, but it's always really miniscule stuff, and I wouldn't think Last Order is miniscule.

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It would mean two versions of the movie on one disc.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

"Hello everyone, and welcome to E! News' coverage of the LA premiere of Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children! We don't know why we're here either."



"We sure don't, Ryan. As you can see, thousands of fans have taken the time to wheel themselves out of their parents' basements and show up for this presumably momentous occasion. Yes, the streets and the air are thick with them."



"I luv ff7! CLoud r0x!"

"I hope this version's as good as the one I saw last September!"

"I say, I think it very sporting of the artists at Square Enix to finally render Tifa's breasts more accurately. By jove, her knockers were far too disproportional in the game for any sensible man to take seriously."



"Haha wow. Okay, I see some of the stars who lent their voice talents are making their way down the red carpet. Let's see if we can get some time in with them. Hi, and you are?"



"Uh...Mena Suvari. I was in American Beauty."



"Oh, right, Shannon Elizabeth was SMOKIN' in that. So, what can you tell us about the movie?"



"I don't know. I was doing this thing for Disney and they asked me if I could stay and record some stuff for this other thing."



"Wow, not really picky about what they give you, huh?"



"Excuse me? Listen, you asshole. I don't need this; I was in American Beauty, for Christ's sake!"



"Yeah, but you were also in that cheerleader bank robbers movie. Let's face it, you had this coming."





"Seacrest out!"



"Ryan, I'm standing here with the girl from Josie and the Pussycats. Josie, what can you tell us about your role in this film?"



"Uh, well my character's a real strong, athletic type. She gets to punch and kick a lot of stuff and it was really fun acting that out while not really doing anything. Takes a lot out of you."



"Right. Well, I see we have a question from a fan. Hello sir, do you have a question?"



"Yes. Miss Cook, at the end of the second disc of Final Fantasy VII after Tifa has poured her heart and feelings out to Cloud outside of the Highwind before they go and fight Sephiroth, do you think they did the nasty?"





"Okay, we have one more person to talk to. Sir, what can you tell us about your experience working on Final Fantasy?"



"Final Fa-what? I thought this was the line for Days of Our Lives auditions."



"Well, I'm too tired to try and think of anything else to say. For E! News, I'm Giuliana DePandi."



"Seacrest out!"

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IGN should seriously be banned from the internet; those videos were downright embarrassing.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

More English clips.

Yeah~.

FELIPE NO

GameStop should already have the movie -- they've probably had it for a week, and will sell it on Tuesday.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

My roommates and I watched the dub last night. Surprisingly good, I thought -- it'd be interesting to hear them in the remake. I liked a lot of the rewritten dialog; made the movie a bit more tolerable, IMO. It's still a schizophrenic's nightmare, but it's better than the JP version.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I did as well.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Unforgiven

At least tell us why you didn't like it. So we can flame you.;_;

I'll go into more detail when I have the time, but for now I'll just keep it general: the "story" was a joke, the pacing/editing was a nightmare, and none of the characters -- save Tifa -- are likeable in the movie.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Pay no attention to SOLDIER -- he prefers watching games to playing them.

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Originally Posted by Dark Nation

Maybe they're trying to be like Faimatsu now?

Buh? Famitsu over-inflates its scores.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Haha, milk it Square.

Wait this one out till they announce the Definitive Edition along with the remake on 360, SOLDIER.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

FELIPE NO

An additional whoring. Full booklet with the English script, plus Last Order and some other bullshit.

For $50.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?