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Once, I accidentally used pickling salt instead of kosher salt on a pork roast for my wife's dinner party. Needless to say, the party was ruined, and DeAnna kicked me out of the house. I spent a week wandering the mean streets of Marietta. I learned two things from that experience: always double-check the label on your seasoning agents, and never steal cigarettes from a hobo.
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