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I'm always happy to engage a fan. Would you like to discuss the best way to slice an onion, or perhaps my stellar commentary on Iron Chef?

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Navigating the open road on the back of motorcycle is a truly religious experience, and it gives a person time to reflect on his place in the universe. Like my grandmother used to tell me, "If you don't grab life by the horns, someone will put grits in your brisket." Actually, grandma never did make much sense.

As for your turkey, the secret is not to overcook it. Drop it in there, give it 40 minutes tops, then pull that sucker out. Any longer, and you might as well microwave it.

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Originally Posted by Denicalis

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It doesn't help seal in moisture, but it does alert your neighbors that you will be eating delicious fried turkey, and they can't have any.

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Ah, yes! An abacus is one of my favorite multitaskers. Have you tried using it as a substitute for the grates on your grill? The contact between the beads and the food leaves a wonderful sear.

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Originally Posted by Denicalis

But wouldn't the beads minimize the surface area contact, which is essential to the searing process?

This is why I advocate a dual-phase cooking process; first a quick sear on a cast-iron skillet, with just a tablespoon of vegetable oil and a dash of kosher salt, followed by a grill session with a preheated abacus. Once you have the sear, the abacus produces a unique set of grill marks.

I was speaking idiomatically.