The simple things you never knew

I've never had too many of those moments myself, but my friends sure have. Here's a quick list of epiphonies my friends have had:

1. You don't own the property if you're paying rent.

(yeah my friend got mad when i told him the cleaning guys would probably be in his place while we were working and he said that he's paying money so that they couldn't get into his "property" unless he was home. his tantrum went on longer than that, but you get the idea)

2. All guys masturbate.

(my friend got mad when she found out that her b/f masturbated instead of trying to call her over. i explained to her it's either wait almost 40 minutes to get a hold of you or just beat it. she didn't like that at all )

3. Air at the gas station isn't free except for paying customers.

(same friend with the rent thing. i asked him for change for the air machine and he got pissed after i told him i needed it cuz it wasn't free. he was under the assumption that it was free if you just asked them, but i explained that they probably did it for him cuz they thought he had already pumped gas. he was still mad.)

4. Flashing your head lights is a way people communicate while driving.

(another time with the rent guy. whenever i'd pull up to a stop sign or whatever i'd flash my headlights for the other person to go. my friend thought i was just trying to be an ass or something i dunno. i had to sit him down and explain it to him)

when i think of more stories, i'll let you guys know, especially if they have to do with my own personal revelations

Jam it back in, in the dark.