Strangers in the Alps 2: Catan Strikes Back

Just earlier tonight I had a bar meeting with the other keymaster's, my main point was that we need to sell more White Russians.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Yes, I'm playing. Jesus, I need a fucking right wussian.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Dice Roll *Cracked.

Uht-oh.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

1 Dice Roll *The best roll ever.

I'm waiting on the nastygram.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

6, 9 10. Make my shit white. Like the cream on a decadant right wussian. Also, fuck you guys.

Edit: Road is going south. Towards the 9, 6, 12. Also, fuck you guys again.

I was speaking idiomatically.

BMT MOTHERFUCKER, ARE YOU ON IT

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Time to whip it out. I'll take the 9, 11, 12 (brick, brick, ore) with the road headed southwest.

I get the feeling brick is going to be a bitch, so I'm snatching that shit up now.

FELIPE NO

1 Dice Roll *Bones.

Lurker's the dumbass who was holding the dice, not me.

Additional Spam:
Can I get a brick for an ore?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Word.

I'll 4:1 brick for wood and build two roads from my southern settlement, along the (9, 10) and then (8, 10).

Additional Spam:
Oh, that ends my turn.

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SHIT YEAH I LIKE THOSE BOX CARS

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I can't do it man. I can't do it.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

FIX THE FUCKING IMAGE

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I'll give you an iron for a sheep. Do it. Do it.

I was speaking idiomatically.

1 Dice Roll *God damnitt.

Fucking whore.

Additional Spam:
I'd like one of those wheat's, Zeph. Downside is I can only give you an ore.

A simple yay or nay response will do, I'll PM instructions for Eric to be carried out upon a response.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Fool, as though I would ever agree to help a face-snatching boor like yourself a share of my ore~

NO TAKE-BACKS

FELIPE NO

I'll totally give you a brick for a wheat--on my turn.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I wish you could see my face right now.

(It's Junior)

Jam it back in, in the dark.

HEY GREG, HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT WOOD?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Dice Roll *DAMNITT

FUCK

SHIT

Additional Spam:
End turn. Shit. Fuck.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Puppy peed on my keyboard. This is a friend's laptop. I'm MIA god damnitt, someone take my turn.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Let the games begin.

I was speaking idiomatically.