Strangers in the Alps (GFF Settlers of Catan)

G, Raspy, I have someone I would like to introduce you to.

He is a stranger to you. He lives in the Alps.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING SO LONG

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Put that shit on the 6,8,3, road also going southeast.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

6,5, D. I will build a road towards the fabled wheat-fields of yore.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

2 Dice Rolls Die 2

I'll purchase a Dev Card first, and then roll.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Nope, 'cause I'm going to use my newly drawn soldier and place the robber on Plarom and Raspy's 10, drawing from Raspy.

Gimmie the brick. Post draw I may or may not be done.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

YEAH GO ON ASSHOLE

FELIPE NO

PASS THE FUCKING DICE

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2 Dice Rolls Die 2

Fuck my arse. I need wood. Someone give me wood. Plarom? You got wood? Trade me some wood? Whadda want? I'll give you a brick for a wood. How's that?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Well shit. I guess I'm done with my turn. Hit it, Raspy.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Pass the dice, nobody is giving you wood.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I'll give youa brick for wood. Shit, I'll give you a brick for a wood and then I'll give you a sheep for a wood. How's that sound?

How ya doing, buddy?

2 Dice Rolls Die 2

Fucking Radez. Piece of shit introducing me to a stranger in the alps. Christ.

I'll build two roads from my northern settlement to the 6, 12 point. I'll also offer a brick for a wheat. (if nobody wants that deal my turn is over)

I was speaking idiomatically.

Hyde, please look at my turn's post and edit the gameboard accordingly.

Asshole.

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How about you pass the dice? Wheat hasn't hit yet!

How ya doing, buddy?

2 Dice Rolls Die 2

You kids are damn foolish. Bugger.

Aaand, I'm done.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Nobody is giving away wheat. There, like, isn't any.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I'll trade you an iron for a sheep and a brick.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Frank's Bank

I'll trade you an iron for a sheep and a brick.

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This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Hay guys. What's up. I want a wood, and I'll give someone a sheep. How's that sound?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

2 Dice Rolls Die 2

AW SHIT FINE THEN ROLLING

Additional Spam:
I'll give you two sheep for that ore, Greg.

How ya doing, buddy?

It's not depseration so much as not having time to barter, so I'm offering the best I can right away.

I guess I'll buy a dev card and see what it is before doing anything else.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

1 Die Roll Soldier

Putting a Soldier on Plarom's wheat and drawing.

FELIPE NO

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS, PLAROM.

DONE MY TURN

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

This board is the worst ever. The worst ever.

Jam it back in, in the dark.