GFF Risk 11: Atomic Safari

4 Dice Rolls Uganda

Annexing Kenya, attacking Somalia, Ethiopia (twice), and Uganda.

How ya doing, buddy?

6 Dice Rolls DRoC(3)

I smell blood in the water, and I can see there are fortunes to be made!

I'll start by attacking Uganda.

Uganda again.

Rwanda next.

And now the killing blow, the Democratric Republic of Congo!

Oh, bugger. Looks like I'll have to use my Energy Boost.

And attack the DRoC again.

And again? Bloody hell. DRoC a third time~

Fuck it then. I'll roll in my Tanks to the DRoC to take over the country, ending Tritoch's miserble life and claiming all he owns for myself.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I don't know what you're talking about, Tritoch. We both know that you usurped power from the duly elected goverment in the Congo. My freedom-fighter's libertated an oppressed people!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Forgive me my sinful past, brothers! We must band together to defeat this new, dark menace that is threatening the whole of our beloved Africa! I propose a full cease fire amongst our nations until the evil Dr. Wily has been disposed of.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Of course you want me gone, I pose the largest threat to you, and if Hawkeye focuses on me first then you'll receive the lamb's share of damage from his attacks. It is laughable that you would expect your opponents to be so blinded by my moral ambiguity as to hand you Africa on a silver platter.

Tritoch may be blinded by his lust for vengeance, but you would appear to think awfully poorly of Hawkeye if you truly expect him to fall for your ameteurish attempts at rougish diplomacy.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Traitor he says! He who crushed the likes of Plarom, knkwzrd, Krelen, and Yeldarb! A traitor to you may very well be a Hero to the likes of Africa, tyrant. Spit your poisoned words at me, your barbaric acts of violence against Africa's brother's will be your undoing.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

8 Dice Rolls Tunisia(2)

Well. Time to put my money where my mouth is.

Charge into Sudan!

And follow through directly into Egypt.

Ah, Egypt again!

Eritrea is the next target.

Eritrea again.

I suppose I used my energy boost, by the way. Lost count. That leave me one more attack.

Guess where? Eritrea.

Tanks will roll into Libya.

And newly puchased Tanks will roll into Djibouti and Somalia[/b] whilst I also purchase, and use, another Energy Boost.

With it I shall attack Tunisia, twice.

A poor showing by the faithful in Green, to be sure, but nonetheless, we have done our part in vanquishing the dark menace. It's up to you now, nutty.

FELIPE NO

Ha, and that proves it. Mumbo jumbo bullshit about caring about perceived treachery goes out the window when he sees a chance to put yet another soul to the fire.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

6 Dice Rolls Niger

Ethiopia first. Again.

Sudan.

Libya next.

Purchase and use an Energy Boost.

Attack Chad.

Follow through into Niger.

Once more, the evil Doctor's aspirations for Warlord status have been foiled by the brave men donning green, this has truly been a glorious offensive against evil.

How ya doing, buddy?

4 Dice Rolls Tanzania(2)

Burundi. Twice.

Tanzania. Twice.

I'll purchase two Tanks and roll them into Chad and Niger.

I'd say more, but Lord British is here and I'm completely exhausted.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

The chart isn't current, nuts. At least, not from where I'm standing. Aren't I in control of Chad? Saving my actions until the reply~

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

4 Dice Rolls CAR(2)

Attacking Sudan. Again.
CAR, also twice.

Then fuck it, buy two Tanks and roll them into CAR and Libya.

I realize this gives Nutty the game, but Rock really is evil.

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