Going out and doing things

Well, before I go out I like to drink a fifth of whiskey with whoever I happen to be with, usually me, myself, and I. Then I'll take whatever drugs I happen to have, sometimes marijuana, sometimes perks, if I lucky I may even have some mushrooms!

After that I put on my pants and, after kissing Paco's sister goodbye, head out into the night. No plan survives contact with the enemy, or apparently bottle of liquor, so it's off to wherever my feet take me.

Fortune favors the bold, and while I cannot tell you exactly what I go out and do, I can assure you that I go out, and I can promise you that I do.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by mortis

This is what I do when I'm alone.

Don't get me wrong here mortis, that all sounds well and good, but it's not exactly good advice for someone who wants to socialize. In fact, it's the exact opposite of what he's asking for.

"Hey, could I borrow your hammer?"
"Hell no, but here's a screwdriver!"

There's nowhere I can't reach.