HAY GUYS

Ballpark Frank · Feb 19, 2008, 09:50 PM

To answer the question, I have dated, and will be dating, someone significantly younger. That's as far as I'm willing to open that can-o-worms though.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Ballpark Frank · Feb 21, 2008, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by crimsonsabre

WORDS.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Ballpark Frank · Feb 21, 2008, 11:24 PM

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

Chances are that 18 year olds are less mature than 25 year olds. Chances are. I mean, I am sure we can agree there, can't we?

WHAT?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Ballpark Frank · Feb 22, 2008, 03:33 AM

Originally Posted by Midna

You're right, Deni. From now on I am going to embrace my "cougarness", wearing short skirts, cleavage baring tops, and as much makeup as can stick to my face. I'll go to school next week with an improved attitude and see how many of the guys on campus I can round up.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Ballpark Frank · Feb 22, 2008, 05:03 PM

Originally Posted by a lurker

'fuckable' =

I was speaking idiomatically.

Ballpark Frank · Jul 14, 2008, 01:29 AM

Originally Posted by Beard Overflow

So... you're basically dating a child, her dad doesn't like it, and you think the problem is... his?

That's balls.

Everybody, this dude's got balls. HEFTY ones.

Nobody objected when I hit on a fourteen year old.

Oh, but I was in Canada then, wasn't I?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Ballpark Frank · Jul 14, 2008, 06:29 AM

Alright chief, I'll bite. It was an inside joke, though I'll admit a poor one. Hell, calling it pseudo-edgy is probably giving it too much credit. So look at that, you're right! I hope you didn't make a mess when you read that.

But I gotta ask... Ever been to central Canada, LeHah? You ought to check it out, you might even be able to find a girl to put her lips on that tiny dick this tough-guy shtick is undoubtedly covering up.

FELIPE NO

Ballpark Frank · 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by Shively

Age is a factor for some and a non factor for others. Although some say age does not matter it does when you look at the long term picture.

My mother was 23 when i was born and my dad 67 so yea it does matter. My dad died when i was 24 years old which is hard for any one to deal with. I won't have a long term relationship with any girl younger or older than 10 years despite getting real person with a few youngers girls in my late 20s.

I think girls who go for older guys typicaly have had bad relationships with their fathers. I think fat men ( especialy fat american men) who import women from 3rd countries have issues with their self esteem thus go for women who will pump their ego and OH cater to their fat laziness and inability to get a girl here in the states.

I think boys who go for older women tend to have had bad relationships with their mothers. There was a peroid of time I had a thing for older women and yes I had a very bad relationship with my mother. When i was 12 I watched her kill 2 people and shoot two others..

So to wrap this up age is a factor always, its just ignored and shunned by some while they pretend its not a factor.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Ballpark Frank · Jul 31, 2008, 12:06 AM

Originally Posted by Encephalon

Bitch, you must be trippin'! Hugh Hefner is my personal hero. Don't you EVER disrespect that man in my presence or I will smack the taste out of your ass so hard your kids will inherit the bruises.

The best part about this post is the fact I can picture you delivering it to some chump on the street--verbatim--perfectly.

Jam it back in, in the dark.