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| View Poll Results: If you could only choose one. | |||
| The complete mastery of seven languages of your choice. |
  
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16 | 22.86% |
| A phoenix like Fawkes. Whether he can bring you (or Dumbledore) back from the dead is unknown. |
  
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5 | 7.14% |
| A heavenly guarentee to reach 100 years of age in great health. |
  
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17 | 24.29% |
| Outrageous amounts of fame and money. You die at some point between the age of 50 and 55 though. |
  
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7 | 10.00% |
| Ten million dollars. AND NO QUESTIONS ASKED. |
  
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25 | 35.71% |
| Voters: 70. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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Regressing Since 1988
 Member 3605 Level 25.37 Mar 2006 
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A heavenly garuntee? And in great health? I voted for that, simply because that means I could get all the money and fame I wanted. With no fear of death or illness there's a great deal you can do, risks you can take.
I'm not talking about robbing a bank. Just find some crazy motherfucker and bet him you can jump off the Eiffel Tower and live. There's the money, and with that kind of cash you can easily hire whatever kind of support you'd need to become a famous motherfucker overnight. And if there IS a Pheonix out there, you could buy it. Languages? Please, you could learn seven in a year if you devoted that time to it. All you'd have to do is not get thrown in jail for your entire life. Win. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
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