Kurado's hitchhiking. Pick that nigga up!

Originally Posted by Chaotic

Never regardless of who the hell it is. I'd be too scared to anyway. I feel sympathy for them, but that's their problem.

I've never tried it myself either way. Who knows what kind of crazy characters are in that car that picks you up.

Given today's social climate, I don't really expect anyone to say they'd pick a hitcher up, even if I disagree. That's probably because I've both hitched and picked them up though.

Nobody that ever picked me up really scared me. A couple of close calls, but those stories are too long to tell here. Lots of pick-ups by the police (as it's illegal in the US). Mostly guys picked me up, though a few ladies did. I've only ever seen two hitch hikers, and the first one was before I was old enough to drive. The second one was just this past month, naturally, I picked him up.

I admit, if I didn't have this thing hanging from my groin I'd probably have been a little scared. But I do, so I wasn't.

But yeah. I'm a hitch-hiker. Some of my friends even call me Hitch, though it hasn't caught on (I'm glad for that). I've thrown some shit down into my journal, so if anyone's actually interested in what a modern day hitcher might meet.. go for it. Start here. The hitching entries should be easy to spot.

How ya doing, buddy?

As I understand it, rapists are far more prevelant than madmen. That's the reasoning behind being happy for a dick. If a madman picks you up you have about a 50/50 chance of getting out of that car alive anyway.

Your odds increase greatly if you're carrying a BIC Pen.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Your friend should have had a pen. Really man, what was he thinking?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Usually cops are cool about it. I only had a few bad run ins with the authorities, most of the time they'd take me down the road or buy me a hot meal. Shit, one officer didn't even know it was illegal in the neighbooring states.

Christinajon, I used to think Girl Scouts were all bitches. I now see the error of my ways.

And Tritoch, do I look like a scruffy old guy? Regardless, you're right. They are nice guys. All the other hitchers I met were like that, and they always left me with words of walking wisdom. A guy I met during a particularly long dry spell was the one to explain to me why you should always carry a pen.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

You say that like it's news.

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PM from last night, as I can't have Capo go thinking he's original.

Originally Posted by Denicalis

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?