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Regressing Since 1988
 Member 3605 Level 25.37 Mar 2006 
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I have never had a negative experience with drinking. I've had negative experiences with living while drinking, sure, but who hasn't?
Anyway, one of the most amazing drunken adventures I had was (and this is just a piece) the New Year's before last. Three latinos came over to me and, after a conversation of broken, slurred Spanglish, gave me a bottle of Tequila that was 3/4 full and a champagne flute. I drank it all. Next thing I know I'm wide eyed and way too awake inside a church smack dab in the middle of a sermon by some exchange priest from Uganda. After the service I got wrangled into going out to breakfast with them. Food never looked so bad. How ya doing, buddy? |
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Regressing Since 1988
Member 3605 Level 25.37 Mar 2006
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I knew because I went out to breakfast with him after. I usually retain all memory of the events if I stay awake.
And OO, the food was delicious. I was just too.. too.. oh.. vomit. You know? Also, I'll find you, jackass. Don't push me. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Ballpark Frank