Your Occupying Romances (Crushes!)

Oh man. I am so thouroughly creeped out right now, it's more than a little ridiculous.

That said, I crush all the time. I love women, all women. It's easy for me to find the beauty in any given woman, and this is a very bad thing. I tend to walk a tight-rope between friendship and something more with every new girl I meet, and more often than not I fall. Sometimes there's no saftey net, and then it gets messy.

You'll have to believe me when I say I'm harmless though, and that the feelings are kept to myself until that, "So, you wanna go ice fishing?" moment arrives, and when she says no I move on. If there's a net.

No net? Well, that's my fault, and I probably come off like a creeper in those situations. Whatever, I can't help it you ladies are so sweet. I just do my best to be a gentleman about it. No means no. I got that.

And all mine are 17+.

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Alright, out of left field I know, but that's the incorrect format for filling out a madlib. You simply ask whoever is providing the words to offer a noun, verb, adjective, pronoun, adverb, etc. and you fill them in appropriately.

Don't get me wrong though, I enjoyed it. Just, uh, felt like I had to say something.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

We need to get back on topic here. You know, telling Aquas what a sick fuck he is.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.