Well, I never!

I have never seen so much weakness in one place.

What's to be proud of? You haven't experienced life to the same extent of others, good job! Pat yourself on the back why don't you, go on and draw the shades a little more while you're at it.

Go outside, do something you haven't done before. Scare yourself. Get into a sticky situation, and then apologize to her. Spend a night in jail. Drink so much you pass out, or compete in an eating contest. Drive too fast, and rock out while you do it. Flip someone off. Write bad poetry, try your hand at playing the guitar. Make some new friends, and then tell them you're a pedophile. Ask that cutie pie for their phone number, ask that cute teacher for theirs, too.

Come on kids, you're hardly alive if you can fill out a list like this without feeling ashamed for doing so.

I am not talking about things like hard drugs and unprotected sex, the kind of stuff that can quite possibly ruin your life. But those are the expection, not the rule. I don't see anything like that on here though, I just see a lot of people who are letting life pass them by.

Oh, but I suppose I should post my list too. You know, simply to get back on track.

I have never been to the moon, been married, drank Shin under the table, or taken Sassafrass out fishing. Nor have I shaken Encepheleon's hand, or hitched my way across Australia. You know what though? I plan do to every one of those, maybe twice.

Jam it back in, in the dark.