God damn spiders

I dont have a "problem" with spiders, but I consider it my prerogative to deal with them as I wish when I discover them in my living area.

People like my fiancee say "you dont have to kill it, its just a living thing.". To them I say, "Yes, but it has encroached on my living space. Do you think for one second that if I stuck my hand into that bastard's nest he wouldnt at least consider me a danger and therefore a candidate for defensive response?"

Whats good for the spider is good for the human. Not my fault that he doesnt comprehend that he's trespassing. The minute the spiders make the distinction between actual threats and, say, a two-year old child reaching under the porch for a toy, and stop giving children toxic shock and necrosis, I'll make the distinction to stop spreading their asses across the wall with a shoe.

Jam it back in, in the dark.