How to Chug a Beer?

The trick is to try to breath in your throat at the same... I know it sounds bad but try swallowing immediately after you breath...

Basically, swallow before and during drinking and you'll be able to take it much quicker. My personal record for a can (without shotgunning) is 2 seconds and a beer bong is 1 second.

Also, all I can say is practice makes perfect... I mean granted my liver probably doesn't work very well anymore...

Just practice swallowing hard and alot more (as bad as that sounds)...

No really... I think I'm an alcoholic (following is on aim... b/t me and a friend -- names have been changed for safety's sake):
friend: scotty said something very true today...
me: ?
friend: were townies..
me: lol
me: we are
friend: we play harder and longer and we expect much much more
friend: college kids r pussies compared to us
friend: bu then again their livers r probaly in much better shape
friend: yeahbut fuck it
friend: i never liked my liver very much anyways

Yea...... that's the story of my life right there...

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Sucking doesn't work at all, because it contracts the muscles and doesn't allow for free beer flowage...

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I can take 2 beers in about 2 gulps... I mean granted I'm a big guy (not fat just big)... but I've just kinda developed the talent.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

F my liver... it's a whiney little bitch that is always crying... F her... F her good...

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Well my whole argument against you Shin, is that I originally couldn't do it because I didn't know HOW. Once I learned how, I realized I was able to do it. Just because you know how to do something doesn't mean you can do it. I mean I know how to run a mile in under 4 minutes, but I can barely break 5... so ya, some people just aren't able to do it, yes. But some people just haven't figured out they could because they didn't know how.

Oh yes, I win again .

I was speaking idiomatically.

And now I have a goal in life...

Then again that would explain why I am not in school this semester and owe 1327 in fees... just a heads up for yall who think drinking is awesome... well it is... but the reprecussions are really not worth it.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?