My fucking throat's on fire!

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

Once my husband brought home a bunch of different hot sauces for me from a business trip, and among them was this little gem:

It's called Dave's Gourmet Insanity Sauce. We broke out the tortilla chips and started sampling all the different hot sauces, not realizing that this one was lethal. You should have seen us all crying. After we recovered, we saw that there's actually a warning on the back of the bottle that reads,

"Use this product one drop at a time. Keep away from pets and children. Not for people with heart/respiratory problems." I shit you not.

lol, I tasted that shit too, my friend tricked me though, he switched a little container of ketchup from mcdonalds at navy pier and switched it with that. I dipped a few fries and got a whole LOT of it, ate it, and was like omg, wtf!?! brb, I was at the water fountain for about 5 minutes. Its insane. Has anyone else tried this and if so, is there something stronger than this? I really doubt it lol. Its pretty much made only for puttin 1 or 2 drops while your cooking a big steak or something.

Oh and Alice, you forgot, on the label it also says will clean grease stains off of driveways. :P

Jam it back in, in the dark.