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Old Dec 2, 2012, 04:58 AM #1 of 119
the most important thing a girl can do is to take care of her face. by taking care, i mean having youthful looks. every man has different preferences but if you have a face of a teenage schoolgirl (but you're not a schoolgirl), then that's your peak. stay young-looking and keep it up as best as you can. nobody likes man-faces on a woman or horse-faces (like sarah jessica parker from sex and the city).

to summarize: youtful schoolgirl face = jackpot.

contrary to popular belief, a woman's body isn't important at all. the rules are simple: don't be fat. that's all you need to do. you don't need to be skinny, or curvy, or bootylicious or whatever. as long as you have a schoolgirl face and you are not fat, every man would dream about sexually penetrating you.

in contrast, the body is extremely important for a man (for attracting girls). a man has to look muscular or athletic and to do that, he'll need to train every day in the gym. a man can have an ugly face but his muscles can make up for it. muscles is a sign that a man can protect a woman's child. sorry to disappoint some of the poserts above, but no woman wants skinny and scrawny video game nerds.

so basically:

for a woman: face = very important. body = entirely optional, just don't be fat.
for a man: face = not too important but body = very important.

for men however, there is one exception to the rule: money. if you're ugly and you're a skinny nerd, your bank account can make up for the other 2 failures. if you're ugly, and you're skinny, and you're poor, then bad luck i guess. buy an onahole or rape someone.

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Old Dec 2, 2012, 05:04 AM #2 of 119
Isn't your ideal girl below the age of 16?
in an ideal world yes, that would be my ideal girl (literally). but it's not an ideal world so I have to make the best of what is available: women who look young.

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