Character Celebrities

My favorite character is Solid Snake by far. I love the way he seems to always be collected, and always knows what to do. When he loses it, it usually lasts about five seconds until he's back on track. One thing I noticed about the character of Naked Snake that was quite different from Solid Snake was that Naked Snake was not nearly as playalistic as Solid. In Metal Gear Solid, Snake was hitting on damn near every girl he saw, coming up with all sorts of lines and stuff. Naked Snake not so much. Around EVA he just sort of stood around and grunted. Of course, he was sneakin' many a peek just so we know he hasn't gone gay on us, but it sort of detracted from the James Bond-esqe behavior that I had come to expect from the protagonists in Metal Gear games. Well, that was sort of a tangent, but anyhow. Solid Snake is cool, guys.

As for a character I don't like? Kreia from KOtOR 2. What a bitch. I'm just trying to do my Jedi thing, save the galaxy, and she has to bring the consequences of my actions into it? It made me want to go Dark just so I could say something to the effect of "Shut your god damn mouth, elderly wench. Can't you see I'm just in it for the Light Side points? Pimping them hoes is easy as HELL when you're a Jedi. So please. Get the hell out of my party."

Jam it back in, in the dark.