The Military.

Originally Posted by tweeter

Summary of branches:
Navy: Too many jokes are possible... so we'll go with: When I was on a frigate based out of Norfolk, I saw a navy chief that was fatter than my grandmother... and she weighs about 350 pounds.
Army: Tons of money, tons of weapons, lacking in lower intestinal fortitude with a slight pinch of "WE'RE THE ARMY" syndrome... Oh and the Rangers aren't hard, they are the <u>exact same thing</u> as the Marine Corps with the exception of the title...

Sure, why not, with the exception of two groups you overlooked. SEALs and Delta. They're two of the world's finest special operations groups, I'm pretty sure both of them cross-train with the SAS. Even though these two outfits are not very large parts of the branches, you can't just make sweeping generalizations like that. I interpret what you said as basically "EVERYONE BUT THE MARINE CORPS IS A BUNCH OF PUSSIES HOO-AH GET SOME."

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Gumby

Harmonica: What are you so butt hurt about? I thought his post was funny. Are you a part of one of those branches he was making fun of? My guess is Army. Am I right?

Well, one of the many problems of the internet is you can't really tell people's intents. The guy seemed arrogant to me. I'm not a part of the Army, but I do have a lot of respect for anyone that serves their country, and disparaging other branches seems sort of disrespectful.

There's nowhere I can't reach.