Poor Sousuke. =[ Also, ElectricSheep, I didn't read that immense beast of a post but my sympathies are with you regardless~
Well, I haven't really had any nasty illnesses or injuries per se. The only life-threatening thing was my having bacterial meningitis when I was a baby; apparently I was really close to dieing! =X But yeah, thankfully I'm fairly lucky in regards to ailments nowadays...
...well, except recently. I have just gotten over the worst string of ailments I've ever had. Four weeks ago I got tonsillitis,
severe tonsillitis (I couldn't really swallow, almost had to get them taken out). Hell of a lot of pain that was. I then, being the goof that I am, somehow transmitted the disease to my eyes and successfully got annoying conjunctivitis. When I got over that I got a pretty decent stomach ache to top all things off.
Jam it back in, in the dark.