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[Attention] Uwe Boll will stop making movies with 1 million signatures
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Old Apr 7, 2008, 09:24 PM Local time: Apr 8, 2008, 12:24 PM 3 #1 of 39
Signed so hard it hurts. Also...

Originally Posted by wikipedia
When rumors surfaced that Boll had expressed interest in a Metal Gear Solid movie, and claimed to have been given a script to read, Metal Gear creator Hideo Kojima responded in his audioblog HIDECHAN, "Absolutely not! I don't know why Uwe Boll is even talking about this kind of thing. We've never talked to him. It's impossible that we'd ever do a movie with him."
You da man, Hideo Kojima!

One day at the Kojima office, Kojima productions...

Employee: ...So yeah, we'll probably have the movie completed by '09...

*another employee staggers into the room, clutching a letter*

Employee 2: S-Sir...I...couldn't stop it....it was slipped under the door so suddenly, I...

Hideo Kojima: What is this? *snatches letter* Dear Mr Kojima...blah blah blah...I'd like to make a Metal Gear Solid movie...your friend, Uwe Boll...

*Mr. Kojima starts foaming at the mouth*

Hideo Kojima: ...The...the bastard....ughh...

*another employee enters the room*

Employee 3: Oh hay guys, do you wanna play some Boktai---damn, Boll's been at it again...

And so ended the profitable run of Kojima Productions.

Jam it back in, in the dark.
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