HAY GUYS

Muzza · Local time: Apr 3, 2008, 06:05 PM

The Mario Kart games are some of the best racing games out there. (Of course your typical racing game elitist would probably say "lol japan gay") They're so fun, and this one looks like it adds some nice features to a pretty solid and fluid formula. It's worked 4 times before, and it'll work again. <3

Australia never gets games first.

STILL NOT SATISFIED, MARIO

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Muzza · Local time: Apr 28, 2008, 05:31 PM

I'm getting into the single player stuff before I venture into the suposedly awesome multiplayer online stuff. I've yet to play a Wii game online and am hoping everything will go swimmingly. ^.~ But yeah I'm fairly impressed with the single player aspect to the game. There are some insane level designs (Infernal's right, Koopa Cape and Maple Treeway are so awesome (they made me pass out...but I still came first 'cause I got 3 stars in a row lol)) and the new Rainbow Road is absolutely trippy. I also actually like some of the interpretations of old tracks. While the choices aren't the greatest (Peach's Garden? Desert Hills?! lyk worst ds trax evar), the good ones really shine on the Wii. I especially like the two DK tracks for some reason. Really vivid~ (and I enjoy DK's noises, yes I do!) Speaking of noise, the music in this kart installment is actually kinda nice to listen to. I find Koopa Cape's fast-paced-ness when on the rapids an exceptionally nice touch. And I like Mushroom Gorge's music~!

I've been using the Wii Wheel and am actually really pleased wit' it. Smooth turns and nice synchronisation and stuff. I used the Wii Remote by itself and that was so lame I wanted to fall off the edge of Rainbow Road in frustration...accidentally. *cough* The AI cheats something fierce; this one time I was in first place on the third lap and I got struck by POWER!, zapped by a FLYING BLUE SHELL and pwned by a MALICIOUS RED SHELL all in succession. I was still first at the end of this 'cause I'm so awesome but I got cocky and ended up losing the race

(but I guess that AI cheating stuff is old news huh guys~~~). I've yet to unlock all the characters but I adamantly rotate between Yoshi, Luigi and Diddy Kong. I actually think Luigi's screams of fear when hurled through the air are more entertaining than DK's...maybe.

Oh yeah and Baby Peach can go die in a horrific stroller explosion or something.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Muzza · 07:51 AM

Originally Posted by BigCN401

At other times, whenever I race against you in Moonview Highway I'm always getting hit by cars, trucks and stupid bomb-on-wheel-that-shouldn't-be-on-the-road-anyway-but-hey-it's-mario-kart!

Are you kidding me? Those bomb-mobiles are, like, the coolest addition to the Mario Kart series like evaar like. They make it much more fun! So yeah there Yoshi was, drivin' along "Ho humm~" WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN A BOMB MATERIALISED IN FRONT OF ME/HIM AND WENT KABOOM! (note: true story)

Spoiler:

And so all of the dinosaurs in the land died.

Cheers to Nintendo for incorporating a subtle albeit extremely retarded history lesson in our gamez.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Muzza · Local time: May 10, 2008, 08:06 PM

Got hit by my own red shell the other day on 150cc. When the player in first was clearly in front of me.

Ugh.

SUICIDE BY RED SHELL I DO NOT WANT, DONKEY KONG. I KNOW YOU SUCK BUT GOD DAMN

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Muzza · Local time: May 11, 2008, 07:08 PM

^^ Yeah, that'd probably cause you to make sounds similar to those of Donkey Kong.

I was speaking idiomatically.