The Toughest Sherrif in America

Yes, you know, because minimum sentences, cracking down on prostitutes and arresting dope smokers is a proven and effective way to reduce crime rates. It's certinaly not a populist appeal to those deep, dark desires for punsihment and revenge.

We all know that prostitutes are prostitutes because they hate freedom. They scarafice their well ebing to work on dirty, unsafe streets as a moral perversion and take drugs as an insult to God.

If only we stopped cracking down on those poor financial companies with such silly things as regulations, we could re-invest those resources to fighting the War on Drugs, which has had an effective twenty-year run, and arresting marijuana producers. Let's make it so hard to grow a widely-used narcotic that only those wtih criminal connections can do it effectively! That way we can ensure that no-one will ever see any taxes from a major cash crop or ensure that it is farmed responsbily.

I think that our friends in Afghanistan who have imposed such strict legal codes and optedd for public humilitation and degrading prisons really are a model to follow. Look at what a pluralistic and advanced society they have built in southern Afghaistan!

Who needs scientific and modernrehabilitation when you have populism and mob rule!

Jam it back in, in the dark.