i need help.......please....

theres this girl i met, she gave me her number, she moved to spain and now i dont know how to contact her, i have her mobile number she uses in spain but i dont know what country code or area code is which have to put before her number. please someone help me tell her i love her.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by KrelEN

Go to her house disguised as a cardboard box.

sorry bub, no field time till mgs4. im on vacation.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

im fifteen.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

i know i could just forget her and move on but i just cant give up. i mean seriously, i will try day and night to get that number connected. all i ask is if you could help me with it.
PLEASE.

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i tried google like ages ago. i know the code. its 003491. but the problem is that there is some spainsh lady saying something i cant understand. maybe she's saying that her mibile's turned off or something.

I was speaking idiomatically.

okay i get it. i came to the wrong place to ask some help. im sorry i wasted your time.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

i know you think im an ameteur to this sort of stuff. and i can understand why that is. im fifteen after all. no big deal. ill get over it, my love isnt strong enough to cause me real pain.
guess what.
i will keep trying. i cant just give up. im sorry.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Capo

Here you go, then:

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i hope you're enjoying yourself dude.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

thanks anyway. youve been great help to me. i think i can handle things on my own now.

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Originally Posted by Sassafrass

Mildly? Try hilarious.

"Hey guys, I don't know how to use a telephone to stalk this girl in Spain I knew. PLZ HALP"

first of all- i already got her number but there is some spanish lady putting me off everytime i call.

second-i aint stalkin her.

third-you havent seen real pain so you dont know how much it hurts ya.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Killy

IT'S AUTOMATED. WELCOME TO EUROPE. "THE NUMBER YOU HAVE REQUESTED IS CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE, PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER"


Watch it Capo, he might ambush you from the inside of a carboard box.

yo killy, thanks for the translation, now i'll try some new way to contact her.
and hell yeah capo, better stay away from cardboard boxes. never know when i would pop out, knock you out and stuff you in a locker.

Originally Posted by Capo

I almost cut my finger off one time, and whoo boy let me tell you, that stung!

thats nothing compared to you falling 3 stories onto a 4x4 hardboard.

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Originally Posted by Killy

You do realise I was making fun of you, don't you?

yeah. but i didnt make it turn out the way you wanted now, did i?

Originally Posted by Immortal

yeah dude, I drilled a hole through my hand once by accident. That hurt like a bitch.

But one questions remains unanswered: DID SHE PUT YOUR DICK IN HER MOUTH?

that driller must have hurt im sure of it.
and no. i dont treat my girlfriends like a sextoy.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Sian

Maybe she gave you a fake number.

i dont care about calling her anymore. she'll call me. believe that man.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by whinehurst

Oh, so she didn't blow you yet? well that explains why you're tracking her down so vigilantly. Here, give me her number. i'll call her for you.

you know what man, i have another idea. SHOVE IT!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?