Your Best and Worst Concoctions

Best:
Scotch egg. Take a hard-boiled egg and wrap it with sausage and dip it in corn dog batter. Deep-fry the whole thing and eat it smothered in maple syrup. Each one probably shaves two weeks off my life, but oh wow, are they worth it.

Worst:
I'm not sure if this counts, but there was one time I decided to make some nachos. This called for rehydrating some habenero peppers because we were out of jalapenos. I had never rehydrated habaenros before, so I stuck them in the microwave for a minute in a shallow cup of water. Of course, I didn't watch them, so when I opened the microwave, this lovely white smoke of death filled the entire house. It was so bad my dad had to run outside in his underwear and it took a good fifteen minutes of fans blazing to make the air somewhat breathable again.

I'm quite glad I didn't choke to death, but being killed by nachos would've been a pretty metal death in retrospect.

Jam it back in, in the dark.