Theoretical Suicide

I've always thought suicide was a pathetically weak thing to do unless you're terminally ill or in an otherwise inescapable and slow death scenario, but I've still wondered on what way I'd want to take should the need arise.

Ideally, I would be something rememberable and involve lots of blood. Like slicing into my aorta and leave a giant puddle of blood that would trickle through the floor and stain the carpets of rooms directly below me. However, I would probably pussy out and take a shotgun blast to the upper brain stem. Either that, or suck a bottle of pure gaseous nitrogen dry.

Jam it back in, in the dark.