Dealbreakers

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

You must be so proud.

You must be so proud to be such a cunt.
Honestly, that was the cuntiest move I've ever seen.

"This thread isn't about debating." "It's a thread where you LIST your dealbreakers."

Big deal, his/her girlfriend/boyfriend picking their nose and having bad breath doesn't bother them. Who cares if it bothers you? You're not dating her.

Stop being a snide cunt.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

What movie?

Apparently you're not only a cunt, but you're dumb as AIDS.

I said "MOVE".

Go up and read my post. Maybe put on your glasses, you crotchety old hag.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by russ

You've sure got a lot of rage.

I hear that for some people, frequent displays of intense rage would be a dealbreaker.

Russ, baby.

Girls love the rage in the bedroom.

Intense and passionate. Who could ask for anything more?

Double Post:

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

Oh shit. My bad. It's past my bedtime and apparently I've lost my ability to read.

FYI - I am crotchety and old, but I'm not a hag. Get your facts straight if you're going to insult me.

Maybe you shouldn't post if it's past your bedtime. Senior citizens need all the rest they can get. I wouldn't want you to trip and fall and break your brittle old hag hip.

Do you think I care about what you are or aren't? Do you think I'd honestly take the time to get to know you?

Psshaw, you're worthless.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Encephalon

Why are you here again?

I'd like to ask you the same question.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Lord Styphon

Reznor, either fix your attitude and stop being a whiny little shit or leave.

I guess you're right, Styphon. I'll quit before I get StyphOWNED.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

HAHAHA! As if I'd let you get to know me if you wanted to.

This is LeHah's schtick, and you're going to have to come up with some other insults besides "dumb cunt" if you're going to keep up with him. You've worn that one out, dickless.

Now post your dealbreakers or GTFO.

Try, I've been here just as long as LeHah.
You know who I am, trust me.

I'm not ripping off anybody's schtick.

A name change does not make me a noob.

Do you think Tails or TEAM AWESOME would've made a thread (in memorial) about my banning, if in fact, I was a noob?

Think again, you have a brain, use it.

As for dealbreakers,

I can't deal with somebody who tells me they'll do something and never follows through. This is a major. Even if it is a minor thing, like say, giving me a call, I get annoyed. My friends know not to tell me "I'll give you a call" and instead say "I'll probably give you a call" if in fact they don't know if they'll call for sure.

Double Post:

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Kudos, madame. Laughed out loud at that, I did. Though nadi is right. We're clearly secretly in lust.

P.S.

Who is this guy and why is he biting off LeHah and myself like this?


P.P.S.

ALICE. GET THE HELL OFF MY LEHAH MOCKERY BRAINWAVE.

Deni, you know who I am, exactly who I am.
I've been here as long as you (IIRC) and you'll think to yourself "Why didn't I figure that out" when you find out who I am.

I'm not biting off anybody.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

I would say Rasputin, but he didn't hate me. =/

Anyway, if you're openly admitting to being banned, why are you still here?

I was banned when GFF came back up. Check the banned members thread.

Double Post:

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Well I can't think of anybody who is near as much of a dick as my boy LeHah... so I officially lose interest until the truth comes out.

Depends, Deni. Can you keep a Canadian secret?

EDIT: Just thought of another dealbreaker, extreme immaturity. I cannot deal with that either. Hyperness is fine, as long as the girl isn't always hyper. If I wanted to date somebody that reminded me of a little girl, I'd go out and date a little girl.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Denicalis

I kept the secret of our secret stores of maple syrup powered hockey-rockets hidden under Halifax harbour, didn't I?

...

Fuck.

Almost... Thank God you kept the secret about our glorious women and how American women pale in comparison.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Seris

(I think it's Ritley? <<)

Why would you think Rasputin or Ritley?

What is it with people thinking anybody who's names begin with "R" are Retarded.

Double Post:

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

Who the shit is Ritley? I think I would have at least heard of someone with this much hatred toward me.

Don't ask me. Never heard of the guy myself.

Besides, I don't believe I ever said I hated you. That would be giving yourself too much credit.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Anyways, enough about me guys. I love the attention and all, but we have a thread that needs to be put back on topic.

What about stories of girls that you dated, that ended up CONCEALING your dealbreakers 'till later on in the relationship?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Dealbreakers, folks.
Or stories of CONCEALED dealbreakers.

Double Post:

Originally Posted by Traumatized Rat

There was this one girl that I went out on a couple of dates with. She was cool but she kept on harassing me on MSN and crap all the time and this was when I was extremely busy with university stuff. She just didn't get it and it drove me up the wall.

Man, I had a girlfriend who ended up being CLINGY as fuck.
I dropped the hints left and right. She fantasized about marrying me and even told me we'd get married. I told her "No, we won't." She became clingier after that, as if that would make me love her.

I planned on breaking up with her...

Anyway, I ended up telling her "I love you. I want to marry you." We had sex, she fell asleep. I stayed up all night and when she woke up, I told her, "I lied. I think we should see other people."

Sure it was a dickish move, but hey, it got rid of her.

Most amazing jew boots

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

I went out with this dentist a few times who I wasn't at all attracted to but let's face it - he was a dentist.

Anyway, he had this SUPER annoying habit of dropping brand names. Like he'd call me and say some cheesy-assed line like, "What do you say I drop by and we'll take a little spin in the Miata?" or "I'm just gonna go home and change out of these scrubs and into my Tommy Bahamas and I'll be right over."

Dumpsville, population one (him).

To me, namedropping is this arrogant way of trying to pick someone up. It's like say "Hay baby, I may be a dick, but I have money.".

As if any self respecting girl wants to be an expensive prostitute.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Denicalis

I don't get these people who are all about not being with people who use drugs every now and again. "Oh. My. God. He did marijuana once last month. What an addict." However, nastiest concealed dealbreaker ever? Girl and I go out for six months. We get together, we fuck, no real commitment... it's awesome-town. And then one day her cel rings, she picks it up and answers it. She has to go. That's fine, I figured she was dating someone else because of how on the DL she kept the two of us. Yea, I hear about three days later that not only is she married, she's married to my english prof. Railed her even harder after that. Fucker gave me a 79.

Hahahaha. HOOOOO BOOOOOY.
I don't think I'll ever have a story to top that one. Not even on my deathbed.

You good sir, win 500 internets.

Let me guess, she had no ring?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Encephalon

Where exactly are you getting your impeccable figures and percentages, oh wise one?

I think Google.com.
I believe he used his fat fingers to look up these statistics.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

You do realize that traditionally men have paid for dates, right? I believe this practice originated back when men were pretty much always the breadwinners, but it's still something that a lot of the more traditional women expect. I'm of the opinion that whoever asks the other person out is responsible for paying the bill. If there's any uncertainty at all about who did the asking, I think the man should step up and pay. It's just good manners. And just because you didn't technically "ask" someone out, doesn't mean that you weren't the pursuer.

Keep in mind that I'm only talking about the first few dates. In an established relationship where both people have jobs, I don't think it's fair that one person has to always pay for everything.

To be serious for second now, Alice and to actually make a decent post...

You realize that a lot of men that I know, that are around my age, were raised by women. Our fathers either left, parents split, or the father was never around. This poses a MAJOR problem for men my age. I do believe this is the sole cause of metrosexuality. We grew up being men, raised by women.

A lot of girls are put off by this it seems. Who wants to be with a man who's more feminine than you? It's kind of sad when you get beauty tips or clothing tips from your BOYFRIEND or your HUSBAND.

Women my age are NOT traditional (generally speaking) and do not like guys doing anything for them or something along those lines. I'd say (from experience), 1 out of every 3 girls my age are damaged goods. I'd wager on that one any day, even to go as far as betting my bottom dollar that 1 in 3 girls has been hit by either her father or her boyfriend(s).

I come from the generation where children were handed Ritalin and anti-depressants as if it was some magic candy. I can honestly say that I don't know anybody my age (a few years younger or a few years older) that ARENT derranged or have some form of disorder.

I can understand where you're coming from, but not to SOUND rude, the younger generation is a lot different than yours. Everybody in my generation is fucked to the core, it seems. I don't know why either.

I've had a lot of girls expect me to be the Nice GuyTM. I'll admit, I'm an overly nice guy, but the moment you take advantage of my generosity, I will snap and bear fangs waiting for the taste of blood. In today's world, the best way to get by, is to be a dick. Niceness gets you nowhere fast these days.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by a lurker

Eventually it will be seen in the same vein as women giving beauty or grooming tips to men. Equality in the sexes will be earned, one plucked eyebrow at a time.

Truth. My girlfriend plucks my eyebrows. :O

She's also hellbent on being the one to propose in teh future... I told her if she proposes, I'm taking her last name and she doesn't get mine.

She stopped that shit.

How ya doing, buddy?