[DS] Nintendo DS/Lite discussion thread

Alright, no one said you can't show displeasure.

I AM buying a DSlite... everybody knows I'm a Nintendo "fanboy" (this is argueable as even I will tell you Nintendo's faults, I'm not a blind, rabid fanboy) but I will admit, the cartridge sticking out is a bit of a turnoff... sure I RARELY (if ever) use the GBA port... but still, it sticks out more than an erection at a nudist colony.

The backlighting of it, does turn me on, however. So does the packaging. I'm actually pretty much satisified that it WILL be durable... I've YET to have a Nintendo product break (except for that one time my dresser fell over and my TV (weighing 30lbs) fell on my TV) and I sincerely doubt that this will not stand up to the Nintendo Seal of Approval.

Also, it comes in three colours, white, light blue, and navy blue. So it's not just white iPodish colouring which is pretty much canon as there ARE other colours.

The price however, is a bit of a turnoff to me. But considering I am buying a Revolution, I guess I'll be saving enough money by buying it to afford a DSl.

Now if only companies would stop making GREAT games for the DS... I could save more money.

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Originally Posted by Merv Burger

O RLY?

Then why is it that I go "Yeah, I don't think this is good." or "That's really fucking stupid, gg nintendo" I get someone jumping down my throat about it. "YOU DON'T KNOW DON'T JUDGE ASSHOLE STOP TROLLING"

I just assume tht there's an unwritten rule that you can't say anything bad about Nintendo here.

Well, those are rabid fanboys.

Which is why I should be voted for the official GFF Nintendo fanboy.

Excuse me while I try memorize every game EVER released on a Nintendo console's release date.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I'm definitely getting a DSlite and as many of you know, I will cuddle it every night in my sleep, jerk off to it, and even make love to it when it's in it's brightest setting.

I can't wait to get the DSlite... then I'll give my girlfriend my old DS... and I'll Pictochat her with "TITS OR GTFO" complete with some cavemen drawing of tits.

EDIT: I will however admit that the GBA cartridge sticks out more than an erection at a nudist colony.
I don't know if that can be forgiven. But I will try.

Especially for my dearest love, Nintendo.

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Originally Posted by Traumatized Rat

Why don't you give me your old DS?


I have been wanting to get a DS just so that I can race Tails, Xard, Rit, Qube and Skills. Obviously, being financially emaciated makes this a bit difficult of a proposition at the moment.

Because, if I were to give you my DS, that would mean that my girlfriend would never get one. She needs one though. Mainly so I can pictochat her penii and titties.

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