Beer Thread

When I was younger I used to drink anything that was under $2 for a 40. Thinking back to what I used to drink makes me cringe. Piss beer in the beer pong cups, Old English and orange juice (I'll never drink this again. I drank 120 ounces of the crap one night and ended up puking until my throat was raw.) Spaten and Stella weren't that bad, but it was rare that I was ever able to pay upwards of $20 for a 12 pack.

There's a local pub near my house that has 20 different beers on tap and over 150 different beers at any given time. Whenever I drop by, I usually ask the regulars what the good specials are and what I should try. Sometimes it's a hit, sometimes it's a miss, but the exposure is invaluable. I like the pub because the only shit beer they sell is bottles of Budweiser and whenever someone buys it, they ring a bell and everyone in the bar boos as loudly as they possibly can. The boos get louder and more intense the later the night gets.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Dude, you said New Castle was the best beer you've ever tried and everything else has been "downhill" (which I assume to mean lesser-than). You don't know shit.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

EDIT: Actually, I removed the diss so you don't need to snap your fingers any louder. I don't know what you look like, but I have a funny feeling that you're probably an angry-short little man.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.