Cleaning the house

My apartment is military clean.

You can imagine what that means.

How ya doing, buddy?

I think hanging out in a meticulously clean apartment is better than hanging out in someone's filth. I don't keep plastic on my cooches or anything, but I like to do some heavy cleaning at least twice a week, depending on the occasion.

If I have out-of-town guests, I'll generally refrain from any heavy cleaning for the duration of their stay, but as soon as they leave, you bet your ass I'm going to break out the bleach.

One of my buddies is the polar opposite. He never cleans his house. It's so bad that it's to the point where you have to wear shoes inside the house. He doesn't have carpet floors and the granite is caked in dirt. I don't think he's mopped the floor since he inherited the house about 6 years ago. Hell, I would be surprised if he swept the floor more than once a month. He's got a pet racoon and three dogs and they've pretty much got the run of the house, along side the piles of trash you'll find hanging out in his living room. It smells awful in his house. I avoid going over there as much as I can.

The funny thing about his house is that he doesn't allow smoking inside... even though he's completely missing the door that leads from the living room to the patio.

There's nowhere I can't reach.