[Wii] Official Nintendo Wii thread

I would pay twenty dollars for Grim Fandango on Virtual Console. I've wanted that game for ages, never can find it. Tried downloading it once, that failed miserably.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

"Doesn't that kinda take away from the whole "getting away from reality" thing in games? I mean generally you play a game to pretend you're some big, strong, never-tiring hero that can take a thousand bullets and run around with 500 pounds of equipment on him and never break a sweat."

Exactly. He's saying he wants to take gaming away from the fat, sweaty nerds and reclaim it in the name of people who are actually cool.
I agree with him.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

As if licensed game box-art has ever been good.
Red Steel does look pretty nice, though.

How ya doing, buddy?

I heard the article about the Commodore 64 games was misread, and that they're making remakes and not providing them for the Virtual Console.
Not 100% sure on this, but someone who cares more than me might want to check up on it.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Talladega Nights is pretty funny, if you like ridiculous, stupid humor. Like me.
I'm getting really anxious about pre-ordering now.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I'm sure by turn off the TV, they meant broadcast television where you just sit and watch it. It's poorly worded, yes, but it's not complete nonsense.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?