Another Christmas ruined by a sex offender

Well that's great, nothing encourages good will towards men than destroying little children's hopes when Santa doesn't respond to their letters.

How ya doing, buddy?

I wouldn't really say kids are deprived or anything if they hear about the true nature of santa, it's just a shame that it's being taken so seriously as to not allow kids to indulge in a little fun when they're younger.

There's nowhere I can't reach.