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I'd wish for all of my bones to replaced with some kind of metal or carbon-fiber material. On top of that, I'd wish for any joints I could effectively use as a weapon to be steel-plated; Elbows, knuckles, kneecaps, etc.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |