Douchebag Roommates

Welcome to my world... I currently live with 4 roommates..

Roommate 1- I am 3vil.

This guy is the biggest dumbass in the world.. Everyday I have to listen to him make claims about how much he mistreat customers at work. "oh today, i told a customer to fuck off right in front of my manager because the guy didn't buy a t.v. right away!"

yea, sure.. I have hear about how he told off his manager and shit, eventhough he still has his job... Things that I know for sure are not true.. He claims to be neat as well but I don't think he has ever heard of using a dishwasher.

2nd roommate- the thief- He guy has money but for reason he need to steal shit from stores... And he's reply is "Don't worry about it, i won't get caught".. I honestly think it would be funny to one day call the supermarket ahead of time and alert them that he is coming, so he can get caught.

Then he claims that he raised his sisters...If he raise them the same way that he lives.. I sure hope that they didn't actually learn anything from him. He is messy.. I don't think he has ever heard of a laundry hamper, a dishwasher, picking up his shit and putting it in a drawer or anything that comes close to being clean... I found his q-tips on the floor....

3rd- The bitch... My ex g/f. She's the only one that helps clean but unforunately... she helps to make the mess. *sigh*.... Then when I get on people's cases but the stealing or the messes, she get pissed at me and tells me to let it go...

4th- Elcee.. the only one that i liked but the rest of the roommates dont... *sigh*

Jam it back in, in the dark.