Couple day or Single Awareness day?(V-day)

So Valentine's Day is right around the corner. Can you feel the love in the air? So what's everyone's plans for the Feb 14? or are you like me that has to work on the 14th so I've got to make the plans for the weekend before?

Or maybe this is just one giant scam by greeting card companies to get our money or maybe just by gold digging bitches.. just kidding!

So far me, I've got to work on the 14th (I work graveyard shifts) so I'm planning on taking the girlfriend out on a nice little dinner on the 11th and maybe a walk on the beach afterwards. Nothing overly fancy but just something nice and sweet.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Ah! Amoeba

Just as the sun rises, I am going sneak out of bed to put on a pot of freshly ground coffee, and immediately tie myself into a spanking machine I have constructed out of an old exercise bike, oven mitts and Christmas lights. I will peddle as fast as I can all morning long until the sounds of spanked flesh and the smell of coffee wakes my girlfriend, at which point she will emerge from the bedroom to me sobbing uncontrollably in pain, naked and sweating.

The dog will start barking at me at some point just to sweeten my misery.

Wow.. I wish my girlfriend would let me do something like that but I think she might get freaked out and run.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Zephyrin

Well, I have a date tonight. Hopefully if I don't make it a trainwreck, I can actually consider this question.

You'll do fine!! You'll just charm her into submission! lol

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.