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 Member 3267 Level 26.23 Mar 2006 
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1) Tits -- She's gotta be a C cup or larger. Anything less is just disgusting and I don't want to deal with it.
2) Waist size -- 6 or smaller, 6 is pushing it. Special accomodations can be made for naturally obese girls who just barely miss the "6" mark (read: corset). 3) Eyes -- Her eyes have to be exotic. None of the above means anything if she's got regular eyes. They have to look exotic and foreign, even if she's not. Extra credit will be issued if she is from another country and she looks stereotypical to her region. 4) Shaved clam -- I hate hairy girls. It gets in the way, doesn't feel good, and just makes shit look unkept. Razor thin or nothing goes in!!! Turn-offs: A) Goals B) Ambition C) Bad cook D) Doesn't like beer E) Periods F) Poor G) Doesn't do anal Optional qualities (shit that doesn't really matter in the long run): A) Personality B) Brains Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Member 3267 Level 26.23 Mar 2006
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In that case why would this thread exist at all?
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Member 3267 Level 26.23 Mar 2006
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You don't talk to your prostitutes, Arainach?
What a waste of money. How ya doing, buddy? |
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